{"product_id":"grumpy-middle-finger-gnome","title":"Grumpy Middle Finger Gnome","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c!--\n[AI Design Logic]\nProduct Type: Novelty\/Gag Gift Decor (Grumpy Gnome)\nTarget Audience: Adults with a sense of humor, pranksters, gift shoppers\nVisual Style: Playful yet rustic. Needs to balance the \"edgy\" joke with actual home\/garden decor aesthetics.\nColor Strategy: \n - Primary: Vintage Forest Green (--primary: #2E4A2B) to tie into garden\/outdoor decor.\n - Background: Warm Off-White (--bg-body: #FDFBF7) for a rustic, organic feel.\n - Text: High contrast Deep Charcoal (--text-main: #222222).\nShape Strategy: Radius 16px (--radius-lg) for images and cards. Soft edges create a friendly visual contrast to the \"sharp\" double middle finger gesture.\nTypography Strategy: Large Type \/ Mobile-first readable. H1 at 38px-48px, Body at 18px-20px for high legibility.\nMobile Table Strategy: Card-based (No horizontal scroll). Forced block layout with data-labels.\nImage Mapping: \n Hero=image_1 (Contextual shot)\n Feature1=image_2 (Close-up on face\/hands)\n Feature2=image_3 (Outdoor\/Desk setting)\n Feature3=image_4 (Gift box\/Packaging context)\n--\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-detail-container\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\/* 1) Design System (CSS Variables) *\/\n .product-detail-container {\n --primary: #2E4A2B;\n --bg-body: #FDFBF7;\n --bg-card: #FFFFFF;\n --text-main: #222222;\n --text-sub: #555555;\n --border-color: #E5E0D8;\n --radius-md: 12px;\n --radius-lg: 20px;\n --shadow-sm: 0 4px 12px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.05);\n \n \/* Global Reset within container *\/\n box-sizing: border-box;\n font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\n color: var(--text-main);\n background-color: var(--bg-body);\n max-width: 1200px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n padding: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 4rem) 5%;\n overflow-wrap: break-word;\n word-break: break-word;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .product-detail-container *,\n .product-detail-container *::before,\n .product-detail-container *::after {\n box-sizing: inherit;\n }\n\n \/* 0) Typography System *\/\n .product-detail-container h1 {\n font-size: clamp(34px, 5vw, 48px);\n line-height: 1.2;\n margin: 0 0 1rem 0;\n font-weight: 800;\n color: var(--text-main);\n letter-spacing: -0.02em;\n }\n\n .product-detail-container h2 {\n font-size: clamp(24px, 4vw, 32px);\n line-height: 1.3;\n margin: 0 0 1.5rem 0;\n font-weight: 700;\n color: var(--text-main);\n }\n\n .product-detail-container h3 {\n font-size: clamp(20px, 3vw, 26px);\n line-height: 1.4;\n margin: 0 0 1rem 0;\n font-weight: 700;\n color: var(--primary);\n }\n\n .product-detail-container p {\n font-size: clamp(18px, 2vw, 20px);\n color: var(--text-sub);\n margin: 0 0 1.5rem 0;\n }\n\n \/* Layout Spacing *\/\n .pd-section {\n margin-bottom: clamp(4rem, 8vw, 6rem);\n }\n\n \/* Hero Section *\/\n .pd-hero {\n text-align: center;\n display: flex;\n flex-direction: column;\n align-items: center;\n }\n \n .pd-hero-subtitle {\n font-size: clamp(20px, 2.5vw, 24px);\n color: var(--text-sub);\n max-width: 800px;\n margin: 0 auto 2rem auto;\n }\n\n .pd-badges {\n display: flex;\n flex-wrap: wrap;\n justify-content: center;\n gap: 1rem;\n margin-bottom: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 3rem);\n }\n\n \/* Non-clickable visual badges *\/\n .pd-badge {\n background: var(--bg-card);\n border: 2px solid var(--primary);\n color: var(--primary);\n padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem;\n border-radius: 50px;\n font-size: 16px;\n font-weight: 700;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n letter-spacing: 0.05em;\n }\n\n \/* Image Rules (Scheme A: Natural Flow) *\/\n .pd-img-wrapper {\n width: 100%;\n border-radius: var(--radius-lg);\n overflow: hidden;\n background: #EFEFEF;\n box-shadow: var(--shadow-sm);\n }\n\n \/* AI Placeholder Styling *\/\n .pd-placeholder {\n width: 100%;\n aspect-ratio: 4\/3;\n display: flex;\n align-items: center;\n justify-content: center;\n background: #f1f3f5;\n border: 2px dashed #ced4da;\n color: #495057;\n font-size: clamp(16px, 2vw, 20px);\n font-weight: bold;\n text-align: center;\n padding: 2rem;\n }\n\n .pd-placeholder.tall {\n aspect-ratio: 1\/1;\n }\n\n \/* Mobile Ordering Lock (Strict Pattern) *\/\n .pd-feature-item {\n display: flex;\n flex-direction: column; \/* Force Image Top, Text Bottom on Mobile *\/\n gap: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 4rem);\n margin-bottom: clamp(3rem, 6vw, 5rem);\n }\n\n .pd-feature-media,\n .pd-feature-copy {\n width: 100%;\n }\n\n \/* Desktop Enhancement: Z-Pattern *\/\n @media (min-width: 768px) {\n .pd-feature-item {\n flex-direction: row;\n align-items: center;\n }\n .pd-feature-item:nth-child(even) {\n flex-direction: row-reverse;\n }\n .pd-feature-media,\n .pd-feature-copy {\n flex: 1;\n }\n \/* Add extra padding to copy to prevent text clipping\/squishing *\/\n .pd-feature-item:nth-child(odd) .pd-feature-copy {\n padding-left: 2rem;\n }\n .pd-feature-item:nth-child(even) .pd-feature-copy {\n padding-right: 2rem;\n }\n }\n\n \/* Specs Table (Mobile Card Base \/ Desktop Zebra) *\/\n .pd-specs-table {\n width: 100%;\n border-collapse: collapse;\n background: var(--bg-card);\n border-radius: var(--radius-lg);\n overflow: hidden;\n box-shadow: var(--shadow-sm);\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table th,\n .pd-specs-table td {\n padding: 1.5rem;\n text-align: left;\n font-size: 18px;\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table th {\n background: var(--primary);\n color: #FFF;\n font-weight: 700;\n font-size: 20px;\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table tr:nth-child(even) {\n background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.02);\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table td {\n border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border-color);\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table tr:last-child td {\n border-bottom: none;\n }\n\n \/* Mobile Table Forced Conversion *\/\n @media (max-width: 767px) {\n .pd-specs-table, \n .pd-specs-table thead, \n .pd-specs-table tbody, \n .pd-specs-table th, \n .pd-specs-table td, \n .pd-specs-table tr { \n display: block; \n width: 100%; \n }\n \n .pd-specs-table thead { \n display: none; \n }\n \n .pd-specs-table {\n background: transparent;\n box-shadow: none;\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table tr { \n margin-bottom: 1rem;\n background: var(--bg-card);\n border: 1px solid var(--border-color);\n border-radius: var(--radius-md);\n box-shadow: var(--shadow-sm);\n padding: 1rem;\n }\n \n .pd-specs-table td { \n border: none;\n border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\n padding: 1rem 0;\n display: flex;\n flex-direction: column;\n gap: 0.5rem;\n }\n\n .pd-specs-table td:last-child {\n border-bottom: none;\n padding-bottom: 0;\n }\n \n .pd-specs-table td::before { \n content: attr(data-label); \n font-weight: 700;\n color: var(--primary);\n font-size: 16px;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n }\n\n \/* FAQ Section *\/\n .pd-faq-item {\n background: var(--bg-card);\n border: 1px solid var(--border-color);\n border-radius: var(--radius-md);\n padding: clamp(1.5rem, 3vw, 2rem);\n margin-bottom: 1.5rem;\n box-shadow: var(--shadow-sm);\n }\n \n .pd-faq-item h3 {\n margin-top: 0;\n color: var(--text-main);\n }\n \n .pd-faq-item p:last-child {\n margin-bottom: 0;\n }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003c!-- 1. HERO SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-section pd-hero\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSay It Without Saying A Word\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-hero-subtitle\"\u003eThe unapologetic, hilariously grumpy 3.5-inch gnome that adds a dose of unfiltered personality to any space.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-badges\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"pd-badge\"\u003eWeather-Resistant\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"pd-badge\"\u003eHand-Painted Details\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"pd-badge\"\u003eUltimate Gag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-img-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-placeholder\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/1332898\/20260323104955\/5e68ae8050cf9c4ab225899ede4519e4.jpg\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-media\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-img-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-placeholder tall\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/1332898\/20260323104955\/acaefc388e11e11f33bf7779ed8c6f9f.jpg\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUnfiltered Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a classic grumpy expression and a bold double middle finger gesture, this little guy isn't here to make friends. He’s here to make a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlace him where people least expect it and watch the priceless reactions. It's the perfect icebreaker that guarantees a laugh from anyone who appreciates edgy humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature 2 --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-media\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-img-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-placeholder tall\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/1332898\/20260323104955\/dadb7f3327a09aaad60623ba3eb1c045.jpg\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBuilt to Handle the Elements\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let his small size fool you. Crafted from premium, high-quality poly-resin, this statue is tough enough to live outdoors year-round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFinished with retro vintage colors and a weather-resistant coating, he will confidently flip the bird to rain, sun, or snow while holding his ground on your patio, garden, or lawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature 3 --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-media\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-img-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-placeholder tall\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" src=\"https:\/\/wxalbum-10001658-file.dianxiaomi.com\/wxalbum\/1332898\/20260323104955\/ddf4fa82adb879dbdf6daf9fccd86049.jpg\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-feature-copy\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAn Unforgettable Gag Gift Hit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStruggling to find the perfect gift for the office white elephant exchange or a friend's birthday? Look no further.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis inappropriate gnome is a guaranteed laugh riot for men and women alike. It's the ultimate humorous desk accessory or shelf decor that constantly reminds everyone not to take life too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. SPECIFICATIONS SECTION (Card-based on mobile) --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ctable class=\"pd-specs-table\"\u003e\n\t\u003cthead\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eDetails\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\t\u003ctbody\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Material\"\u003ePremium Poly-Resin\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Description\"\u003eHighly durable, weather-resistant, and built for both indoor and outdoor environments.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Height\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Details\"\u003e3.5 inches (approx. 8.9 cm) tall β€” perfectly compact for desks, shelves, or nestled in garden planters.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Weight\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Details\"\u003eEstimated at 5.3 oz (approx. 150 g \/ 0.33 lb) β€” sturdy enough to stay put without being cumbersome.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Finish\"\u003eColor \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd data-label=\"Details\"\u003eHand-painted with textured accents and retro vintage colors for a unique, character-filled appearance.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. FAQ SECTION --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this gnome suitable for year-round outdoor use?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Crafted from high-quality poly-resin and coated with a weather-resistant finish, he is designed to withstand sun, rain, and snow without losing his grumpy charm or vintage colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs it too big for a standard office desk?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot at all! Standing at just 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) tall, he is the ideal size to sit next to your monitor or on a small shelf, making a hilarious statement without cluttering your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in a box suitable for gifting?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the gnome is securely packaged to ensure he arrives safely and in one piece, making it incredibly easy to wrap up and present as the ultimate gag gift for your friends or coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Bak","offers":[{"title":"πŸ‘‰ 1-Pack (The Solo Grump)","offer_id":45395171803327,"sku":"0325-14449040","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ 2-Pack (Double the Laughs - Save 20%)","offer_id":45395171836095,"sku":"0325-14446758","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"🎁 3-Pack (Ultimate Gag Bundle - Save 30%)","offer_id":45395171868863,"sku":"0325-14441462","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/3220\/3711\/files\/e2fe184fe18bf48089872a61212e2d6c.jpg?v=1774421088","url":"https:\/\/ggkbkw-fz.myshopify.com\/products\/grumpy-middle-finger-gnome","provider":"Bak","version":"1.0","type":"link"}